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Living in a Viper’s Den

Spoiler alert: I’m the viper. People ask, but how did you get here, and I reply I’m not exactly sure. However in January I needed someone to stay with the mutts while I went to Belize. My garden and yard helper, let’s call him Bill, had moved to Nova Scotia, didn’t like it and wanted to return to Kelowna at the very same time as my trip.

I then said well come and stay here with the dogs, and then you can start looking for your own place. I arrived home late on February 24th and Bill said, good news, he’d found a place, however it wasn’t available until March 15. Gulp. He’s a very nice person and all, but we aren’t close buddies, if you know what I mean.

So then cohabiting with an employee began, and there were many bumpy moments, all on my part as I discovered I cannot stand living with another human being. I adore travelling with Margaret, or staying with Alison, but for me, having to live with someone I really don’t know turned into a harrowing experience. For Bill.

At one point he admitted he didn’t feel comfortable, and I thought maybe it’s because of the icicles forming all over my body when we’re near each other. I explained to him that I’m unaccustomed to living with anyone, and so I hope there’s no offense taken if I pick up my laptop and move into another room. I said I can’t do this otherwise. He seemed to understand.

In the midst of this, I’ve also been to the courthouse four times with my probate forms, only to be sent home with corrections. I figure the fifth time’ll be the charm. If I can get those accepted, I’ll be halfway to my goal of settling all of mom’s life. My last trip to Osoyoos I once again filled the car with books, tablecloths, bowls, pans, and many other things from 80 years in the same house.

The reason for this is that I decided I can’t take the stress of owning mom’s property and it will be put up for sale. First time ever as my dad bought the land in the early 1930’s for $200. Of course it’ll be very sad to say goodbye to that, however whenever I’m there, I see all of the things that need to be done to maintain an old house. I already own an old house here in Kelowna and am dismayed by it.

Luke is balking at cleaning up his yard, but the realtor insists the place has to look neat and tidy. I’m hiring Luke’s pal to come and do some painting to spruce the place up. The private 90 feet of Osoyoos Lake that goes with the property is probably the biggest draw, so I plan on staining the deck and maybe prettying it up with planters of flowers.

The irrigation man was here yesterday digging a deep trench around my fruit trees and beds down in the vegetable garden where the greenhouse is. I had called the company to say I don’t want to continue moving hoses around down there all summer and requested underground irrigation that I can just turn on or off at will. It’ll be like the invention of the light bulb, a miracle.

But in the meantime I have two more nights of Bill and I bumping into each other in the kitchen or the only bathroom. Yes, we have to share a bathroom. When I went to Osoyoos Jan, being a Thai Buddhist said it was nice I had a friend staying. I said he is not a friend, so she said “oh good for you, you do good thing to help him.” And I said no, Jan, I want to kill him, so it’s not a good thing.

Beautiful Belize

Mom would have been 101 today, and the amaryllis she received more than seventy years ago is blooming again in my home. It’s the coral variety I’ve seen in Hawaii, the one that keeps its leaves and stays bright green all year long. It reminds me of her: vibrant, enduring, effervescent.

Instead of simply staying in Mexico this year, Margaret and I decided it would be fun to visit Belize, just south of Quintana Roo.

My trip began slowly. There was a sick passenger on my flight who, for reasons unknown, took ninety minutes to disembark. By the time I finally landed, I found Margaret waiting patiently. We took a cab to collect our rental car and arrived in Akumal quite late. Despite having a unit number and entry code, the Spanish-speaking security guards made us wait another half hour before letting us in. You can imagine our moods by then.

Still, we spent two lovely days enjoying Akumal, a cenote visit, a beach day, and dinner at the Beached Bikini Bar & Grill, which has sadly declined since Covid. In fact, much of Quintana Roo seems to have followed suit; prices are now comparable to what you’d pay in Canada.

We drove south, returned the rental car in Tulum, and took the ADO bus to Chetumal, not the most appealing city, and later we learned, not the safest either. Our Airbnb was memorable for its single fork with bent prongs. One taxi ride featured a very cranky woman who repeatedly shouted, “¿Dónde está?” while we kept responding, “No habla español.” It was not our finest linguistic moment.

Fortunately, Belize was next, specifically Ambergris Caye. Our little beach cottage in San Pedro was absolutely charming (I’ll post a photo on my Nuttier than a Fruitcake Facebook page). On the morning of our departure, we discovered there was no water due to a main break affecting the entire street. You truly don’t appreciate water until it disappears.

We visited Caye Caulker, which, like Ambergris Caye, is ruled by golf carts. Add motorcycles and the occasional car and you have quite the traffic ballet. Lobsters were being grilled right on the beach, but having just eaten breakfast, we assumed we’d find similar stands in San Pedro that evening. We did not.

One unforgettable highlight was snorkeling with enormous manta rays and nurse sharks. Hol Chan Marine Reserve is sadly overrun with tourists, much of it feels picked over, with fewer fish and little vibrant coral, but swimming beside creatures of that size was exhilarating.

Because we love ruins, we took the ferry and shuttle to San Ignacio. Lucy, our enthusiastic driver, gave us an education on Belize along the way. Did you know the Mennonites dominate the agricultural sector? We even saw horse-and-buggy Mennonite communities that looked straight out of another century.

Xunantunich, built by the Maya around 600 AD, was spectacular. Despite my fear of heights, we climbed El Castillo and were rewarded with a sweeping 360-degree view. An 82-year-old woman from Quebec was horrified by the lack of railings, but we’ve grown accustomed to the minimal safety standards at ancient ruins. We were careful, not dismayed.

Our San Ignacio accommodation was adorable and just a two-minute walk from the best restaurant I may have ever experienced: The Guava Limb Restaurant & Café. The food, drinks, service, setting, and ambiance were exceptional.

We also visited the Belize Botanic Gardens and explored Cahal Pech, small but fascinating ruins right in town.

Then things became complicated. News broke of cartel unrest in Puerto Vallarta, and Ted, our driver from Belize, had insisted we take a taxi from the Belize–Mexico border all the way to Tulum. By the time we were in the cab, Ted was long gone, and I handed over a substantial sum to Xavier, our driver, muttering, “Thanks, Ted.”

My conclusion? You can skip Quintana Roo — it’s now priced like Canada — and head instead to polite, charming, beautiful, and still-affordable Belize.

Spooky Mild Winter

Not to complain about the lack of snow and the 7 degree C daily temperatures, but it is a bit fear-inducing when you’ve lived through a forest fire-filled summer season, and therefore know what awaits us come July. Unless we get an awful lot of rain in spring we’re doomed to endure choking smoke all summer.

But the good news is the hens are enjoying the balmy weather so much they’re laying as though it’s summer. Even Condoleezza the black hen, who hasn’t laid an egg in at least six months, has started to produce again. There usually is a silver lining somewhere. Plus, of course not shoveling snow is a huge perk.

Next Friday Margaret and I are off to the Yucatan and Belize so I’m ga ga with excitement. Belize has the second largest reef after Australia so the snorkeling should be excellent. We’re taking carry-on luggage as we have to use public transport quite a bit on this trip so don’t want to lug huge suitcases on the bus. It’s a fun challenge to see how little one can pack and still live.

We’re so fussy we usually take our own coffee and French press, but due to space restrictions I said to Margaret I’ll bring the coffee, but we’ll have to cope with a drip machine in the Airbnb’s. Our first stop will be at a grocery store to get tequila, limes and canned milk. Strangely, there is no cream in Mexico. We learned the term leche evaporate and are good with that.

I’ve completed the probate forms and am now waiting for the Wills Search document so I can get everything notarized and filed. The paperwork looks like it was designed to frighten off ordinary humans but compared to the building permit nightmare for Mom’s property, probate was almost friendly. If the will is straightforward, I’d honestly say skip the lawyer and DIY—it mostly requires patience, persistence, and a very cooperative printer.

So, with that behind me I can concentrate on cleaning mom’s house up and getting it ready for sale. The beach front that goes with it, and where we have a very private deck and little bar, should help it sell. The property has never been for sale before as dad bought it for $200 in 1930 or 1931. It’s sad to say goodbye to it but I live too far away and I’m not leaving Hall Road.

Not that Kelowna’s anything to write home about but I adore my property and this neighbourhood. I’m a seven-minute drive from several thrift stores, and I don’t think anyone can beat that. People ask would you move to Osoyoos, and I reply no, there are no thrift stores there. Easy.

Old Gilles the garden handyman is actually willing to stay here with the pets so that’s a big help as I go on my holiday. Calvin works, plus he lives downstairs, so the dogs get too lonely if left with just friends dropping in to visit them in the day. This way there’ll be someone hanging with them all day and then all night, too. I can enjoy Mexico and Belize with a clear mind.

But one interesting thing about this winter is the shockingly cold arctic front in the East has also messed with Belize where the weather was unseasonably cold. It’d be horrible to leave an unnaturally warm northern climate to arrive at a strangely cold one in the south, but this could happen. I have to be prepared for anything including snorkeling in a jacket.

The Year of the Fire Horse, anything and everything could happen.